the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
It’s like you know me or something….
Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers
“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
“But the Bible says…”
- Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
- Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
“Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.”Roseanne Barr (via neehao)
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs